This old gentleman was walking past a pond and saw a frog sitting on a lily pad. The frog called out to him: "help me I am a beautiful girl trapped inside this frog. Pick me up and kiss me any I will be your mistress for the rest of you life." The man thought about it then picked up the frog and put it in his shirt pocket and walked on. The frog said " didn't you understand what i said" to which the old man replied "yes, but at my age I would rather have a talking frog'.

This is good.A kiss lasts for a short time but to have someone to talk to is a lasting event.

That is a real morality tale. Good ; the smart old dude, but I hope under I meet a frog prince. Oops, that is hub.