> This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet.
> So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
> an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede,
> (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
> He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided
> he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
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> So he asked the
> centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with
me
> and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet.
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> This bothered him a bit,
> but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about
going

> to the bar and having a drink with me?"
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> But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
> He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up
> against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would
you
> like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
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> A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time !
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> I'm putting my freaking shoes on!"

That was a good one!