In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is
Acetaminophen.
Aleve is called Naproxen; Amoxil is Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called
Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it

gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a
good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by
the name
of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I think I like Dixafix the best. Also, if you mix Mount & Do with whiskey, you get Imnot dadaddy.

LOL, I had to show that one to several friends.