Probably this has been around but we just stayed at Holiday Inn and I can see it...


NO NURSING HOME FOR US!!!*

> No nursing home for us. I am checking* *
> into the Holiday Inn!
> With the average cost for a nursing home* *
> care costing $188.00 per day, there is a* *
> better way when we get old and feeble.
>
> I have already checked on reservations at* *
> the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term* *
> stay discount and senior discount, it's* *
> $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for:* *
> Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any* *
> restaurant we want, or room service,* *
> laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.* *
> Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool,* *
> a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer,* *
> etc .. Most have free toothpaste and razors,* *
> and all have free shampoo and soap. *
> *
> $5 worth of tips a day will have the entire* *
> staff scrambling to help you. They treat you* *
> like a customer, not a patient. There is a city* *
> bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.* *
> The handicap bus will also pick you up (if* *
> you fake a decent limp). *
> *
> To meet other nice people, call a church* *
> bus on Sundays.*
> *
> For a change of scenery, take the airport* *
> shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice* *
> restaurants there. * *While you're at the* *
> airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash* *
> keeps building up. *
> *
> It takes months to get into decent nursing* *
> homes. Holiday Inn will take your* *
> reservation today. ** **And you are not stuck in* *
> one place forever, you can move from Inn* *
> to Inn , or even from city to city. Want to* *
> see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there* *
> too.
> T V broken? Light bulbs need changing? * *
> Need a mattress replaced? No problem.* *
> They fix everything, and apologize for the* *
> inconvenience. ** ** *
> *
> The Inn has a night security person and* *
> daily room service. The maid checks to see* *
> if you are ok. If not, they will call the* *
> undertaker or an ambulance. If you fall and* *
> break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip,* *
> and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite* *
> for the rest of your life. ** *
> *
> And no worries about visits from family.* *
> They will always be glad to find you, and* *
> probably check in for a few days* *
> mini-vacation.*
>
> *The grand kids can use the pool.* *
>
> What more can* *
> you ask for?** *
>
> *
> So, when we reach that golden age,
> we'll face it with a grin.
> Just forward all our email to:** ** *
> *
>
> ITS NOT THE YEARS IN YOUR LIFE THAT COUNT,
> ITS THE LIFE IN YOUR YEARS*

You might just be on to something there!