Tech Support

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write ´click´ and I wrote ´click´."




Now I can only imagine what "tech support" thinks of me.

That's OK honey.
I went looking for curtains for my computer the other day. The salesman asked why I wanted them. I said, "Well you silly man, it's got WINDOWS!!!"